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BPaudreyoriginal.bsky.social

Here's a bingo card you can use later during the Bills game when you are clawing your ear holes out from Criss Collinsworthless' inane gravelmouthage. Go Bills

CRIS COLLINSWORTHLESS BINGO, with a Bills logo through the O. A 5x5 bingo card has the following options, with Cris Collinsworthless' face in the center square:

says "secret weapon"

mentions Mahomes

takes 1 thing Jackson does & justifies MVP w/ it

"You don't wanna see that"

says something wildly inaccurate

"wide r*ght"

"I haven't seen that one before"

coughs, swallows, or gulps audibly

mentions Brady

mentions Mahomes & Kelce in same sentence

mentions a worse team's defense

invents a cutesy term for what just happened

compares Bills to KC

"When I was playing..."

mentions T. Swift

says a play on "tush push"

mentions Kelce

"That's why you never..."

calls a player the wrong name

says a player's name wrong

mentions Diggs leaving

mentions 13 seconds

mentions Mahomes but calls him "Pat"

"complimentary football"
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ADartd.bsky.social

IME the codeine is a great cough suppressant, but it felt like all of the suppressed coughs got “saved up” and came back with a vengeance.

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JTabsurdities.bsky.social

I gave myself a window seat. It seemed joyful. And it is. Mostly. I have great light for beading, regularly see the rafter of wild turkeys, the happy dogs on sniffaris ... But hearing the covid coughs multiple times a day, every day. I implore y'all to protect your brains and wear a goddamn mask.

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Sswordmasterslug.bsky.social

HELP I NEED *COUGHS UP BLOOD* MRDICAL HE- *COUGHS UP MORE BLOOD* LP

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*coughs dust* Your 30s are superior to your 20s in every way

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LAlabdelaaty.bsky.social

[Coughs in solidarity]

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Have you considered your next career could be in cyber? 😉 More seriously, a good place to start could be have a think about the things that get you out of bed in the morning, things that bring you joy, the values you hold most dear, etc and see what that coughs up.

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FAbaggins.neocities.org

*old person voice* I played the silent hills when it was new and I had to do it while walking barefoot in the snow *shakes fist* kids these days are too soft *coughs* we didn’t even have google

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Djacketdan.bsky.social

*Coughs* *Taps mic* Eat shit Auburn

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