Sometimes you gotta do the hard thing, and the best you can manage is to give yourself a lollipop and a Spider-Man bandaid after the shot's over.
When Vermin Supreme becomes president, he will take revenge on his political rivals by giving them a free pony and a mandatory professional dental cleaning, but no lollipop at the end.
The USA has invented many excellent things, but it has also invented many terrible, terrible things. And right near the top of that list are cake pops, which are an awful thing to do to cake and and awful thing to do to people thinking they're about to get an actual lollipop.
Attention, passengers. A virus has been detec-daf 8yt235uhfauj-our destinations for the week will be Miles Edgeworth, HastagBlud, Bloodstained, and Lollipop Chainsaw RePop. We'd like to remind you that travel dates are Mon, Tues, Wed, and Fri at 1pm Central time.
This is Ace the otter enjoying his lollipop shaped rod (me and my friends joked about.) Ace would do sounding non-stop ever since he tried it with his horse carrot :3 Unfortunately, custom GIFs are not supported at this time, but I'll re-upload if GIFs becomes available! :3 (⚠️urethral penetration)
I watched The Swarm in the ballroom of the Evin hotel in Tehran at way too young of an age, and am still afraid of bees today. And this image still pops up in my head from time to time. This is my best memory in that I remember it the best.
Me lembrou um pouco da juliet de lollipop chainsaw
"Hold hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.."