Q: What's the size of a house, belches black smoke, and cuts apples into four slices? A: A Russian machine for cutting apples into three slices.
There’s an Ealing style class comedy about this colander of windfalls I scrumped from a lowly Essex orchard and the bag of highfalutin Duchy apples, from the best orchards, and having to live with the indignity of ending up “too good to waste”. Together they go on an adventure - into a crumble.
Yes, but it's a self-own. Apples authoritarian control over its platform and the pervasive surveillance in modern cars might as well be inspired by Russian culture of paranoia and mistrust.
An apples in my bushy ruined bucket cunt, they slide out too easy. You should shove something bigger in
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I weakened & bought Cropper, Olympia, Utility & Supreme from the East of England Apples & Orchards Project. Will be a few years before they fruit but well worth the wait. I am also distributing stones of Cropper along the sunny side of one of my hedges, just in case
If you have mystery apples of your own that you'd like to try to identify, here's my step-by-step guide to the identification process: orchardnotes.com/2021/09/11/h...
I've been indulging in a round of 'guess the mystery apple'. It's definitely not 'Rosemary Russet' (as labelled), but what else could it be..? orchardnotes.com/2024/09/29/a...#orchard#NTQBfruit#apples 🌱
