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Sspielmannspiel.bsky.social

It is amazing how the industry came together to invent a universal USB-C connector and then decided to instead make it all a giant mess. (repost from Ethan Mollick fxtwitter.com/emollick/sta...#usb#usbc#usb4#meme#shitpost#Tech#technology#techHumor#humor

TL;DR: Image shows a laptop with a USB-C port and a detailed chart explaining various USB and Thunderbolt standards, including symbols, speeds, and capabilities. The meme humorously highlights the confusing variety of USB-C standards.

Image Description: The image contains a laptop with a close-up of a USB-C port labeled "SS 10" and "DP," indicating SuperSpeed USB 10 Gbps with DisplayPort support. Below this, a table lists different USB-C and Thunderbolt symbols, their names, data transfer speeds, audio/video support, and power delivery capabilities. The table reflects various standards, from USB 2.0 (480 Mbps) to Thunderbolt 3/4 (40 Gbps), showing which support audio/video and power delivery (with checkmarks). The meme humorously comments on the chaotic state of USB-C standards despite being marketed as a "universal" connector.
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Lluismachadoreis.bsky.social

O segredo de depurar como arquiteto de software? Trocar umas linhas de código, adicionar uns log.info()#TentativaEErro#DevLife#Java#Python#Arquitetura#BolhaDev#piada#TechHumor#ArquiteturaDeSistemas#SeniorDevVibes#ficadica#bolhapudim 🍮

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Lluismachadoreis.bsky.social

Quem aí nunca saiu de uma conferência achando que o mundo estava prestes a colapsar por causa de micro-otimizações? Faça o básico e optimize quando precisar 🍮 #TechHumor#ArquiteturaDeSistemas#SeniorDevVibes#ficadica#bolhapudim 🍮

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Lluismachadoreis.bsky.social

📖 Acabei de descobrir o segredo para ser um arquiteto de software de sucesso: resolver problemas de escalabilidade que não existem! 😂 + #piada#TechHumor#ArquiteturaDeSistemas#SeniorDevVibes#ficadica#bolhapudim 🍮

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TStomsagt.bsky.social

🤖🍗 Roboter haben keine Zeit für halbe Sachen – auch nicht bei Hähnchen! #RobotLife#KeineHalbenSachen#TechHumor

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RArelataly.bsky.social

An AI walks into a bar... and tells a joke! Is it funny? We got a pro comedian to test AI-written jokes on stage. The results? Lets just say, machines still have a lot to learn about human humor. #AIComedy #TechHumor https://tinyurl.com/29wzjbrg

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TTtritontech.bsky.social

🖥️💥 Happy BSOD Day! For all those celebrating today's tech chaos: the CrowdStrike patch flop & Azure outage, let's laugh through the crashes! 😂💻 #BSODDay #TechFails #PatchProblems #AzureOutage #ITLife #TechHumor

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