i’m patiently awaiting the hammer myself, hahaha

noooooo

they said California was a cumdump paradise but the bank done refused my load!

The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house

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thank you! aerie’s finest!

highly recommend getting a family sized pool as a childfree person.

eh that ain’t necessarily true.

what? this seems dumb. self promotion is a good and often necessary thing. 🤷‍♀️

they’re so fun!