Extra fun: Armorer and see if your gm will let you fluff the lightning launcher as shooting from the helm like a breath weapon.

Yeah my headcanon is tortles actually live as long as elves the average lifespan is so short because they have a ridiculously high infant mortality rate. Basically the sea turtle gauntlet.

Grave cleric really fits with my headcanon for what tortle childhood is like.

Always nice to people drop character concepts.

Character idea for DnD: " " A warlock who sold their name to an Archfey for power.

Job 40-42 is just the Bible's cover of "You're Welcome"

Yeah I'm definitely taking new year new me seriously (by accident) 🏳️‍⚧️

🎶 He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s gonna find out What you stuck up your bum Santa is disappointed in you 🎶

Gender reveal parties are trans now. Deal with it.

The only thing in the eye of a beholder is an antimagic field and horrible death.