Michael Emerson remains the best voice in my repertoire that I rarely get to use for anything.

A brief midday rest with my purry little friend.

Hey, not right now okay

google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

Only YOU can prevent discourse.

Osira is one of the lamer villains of modern Trek, but she is very good at sitting like a bisexual.

I’d much rather live next to the sort of person who would paint a house this color than the sort of person who would publicly complain about it.

As is usually the case, the runaway star of this short is Petey the Dog, who patiently endures Spanky's fly-shooting antics until the fly lands on his head. Then he very sensibly snatches the gun away from the kid and puts it away in a drawer.

The absolute roller coaster ride that is old movies, encapsulated neatly in the 1932 Little Rascals short, "Spanky": • opens with a 3 year old trying to kill a fly with a gun • great Marx Bros gag with a kid chasing a blonde around like Harpo • oh, and also: A WHOLE LOT OF BLACKFACE

Isn't 100 a bit old to still call yourself Jimmy?