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Andrew Carlson
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If only the employee had said “We’re not giving you anything with holes in it” completely straight.

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I think we’d see a red face and the sweats, but him preserving otherwise and getting through without much issue. Not because he’s tough or anything, but because he doesn’t want to make too much of a fuss.

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“We detected large seismic anomalies in the area, Madame President. We must take you to a secure area.” Walz in his trademark plaid flannel in the rose garden:

a snow plow is blowing snow in a snowy yard .
a snow plow is blowing snow in a snowy yard .

ALT: a snow plow is blowing snow in a snowy yard .

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That and their sacrifice at Gettysburg are a big reason this is heavy in the University of Minnesota marching band’s rotation.

U of M 2022 “Battle Hymn of the Republic “
U of M 2022 “Battle Hymn of the Republic “

2022 Indoor Marching Band Concert

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Right? My initial Minnesotan reaction was to clutch my pearls, but after about three seconds…

Im Feeling It Jake Peralta GIF
Im Feeling It Jake Peralta GIF

ALT: Im Feeling It Jake Peralta GIF

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They went and picked someone that might help win. They weren’t supposed to do that.

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Holy shit. Mind if I post this elsewhere?

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Don’t! Cicada killers are scary looking, but harmless. They’re solitary, meaning you won’t get thousands chasing you if you step in the wrong place. Males are the ones that buzz your tower, but they can’t sting. Females aren’t as aggressively in your space and only sting when handled roughly.

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Already has the “dropped the tailgate when something was on the bumper” dent. Impressive.

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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
Minnesotan and such
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