they should invent a river that flows uphill

Why is the paintjob pre-distressed like Forever 21 jeans? 😭

Interesting!

I gotta find a new "profile picture" before I say something like "UwU" or ":3c" or something even worse.

Nice post. Let me have my team of attorneys review it

What does a $4600 kayak have that a $500 one doesn't?

The government should subsidize makeup for pretty girls like me 😔

farther reaches, cold storage, underlying

I always dreamed about becoming a gamer

What doesn’t nice, right?!