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CEO of Shid 'N Fard Inc.
@actiongordon.bsky.social
He/Him. MTG enthusiast. Vinyl collector. Solidly okay home cook. D&D pretender. Reading enjoyer. Instrument owner and sometimes player. Shorts all year.
14 followers18 following57 posts
COactiongordon.bsky.social

I fucking hate cars with every fiber of my god damn being. Fuck Karl Benz and fuck Henry Ford. If I could go back in time, I'd end both of their family lines and destroy any evidence of their work on automobiles.

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My best friend Justin has been working hard to get to 50 followers on Twitch and he's so close to his goal. He's only 7 away, and I want to help him out. I realize my follower base is pretty small, but if even a couple if you could drop him a follow, I know he'd appreciate it! twitch.tv/quesojama

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BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETON SMOKEN A JOINT AND WALKEN AWAY FROM A COP CAR ON FIRE ,WHAT COULD BE BETTER , MAYBE IF THE COP CAR DIDENT EXIST TO BEGIN WITH , MAYBE IF DA WORLD SPENT EVERYONES MONEY ON HOUSING ANF FEEDING EVERY ONE, BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY ASKED US , AND THEY AINT GONGA LET US VOTE ON IF WE WANT COPS EVERY WHERE , THERE JUST GONGA RUN AWAY IF SOMETHING DANGREOUS HAPPEN'S ANY WAY , , AND THE TEXT SAYS : " BORN TO WALK - FORCED TOO DRIVE - FUCK CAR"S - TO MANY TIRES, BEEP BEEP, FULL OFF CHIP BAG'S, FUCK EMM, TO FAST, TO EXPENSIVE, TO MUCH HONKING, WONT START AGGAIN, NO ONE WATCHES WHERE THERE GOING , A COWARD"S TRANSPORT, ASS MOBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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in 2026 there will be a new Magic The Gathering set every 8-10 days and they will have exhausted so many obvious tie-in intellectual properties that they will release Tupperware Commander ($69.99) and Valvoline Booster Packs ($279.99/box, 1:512 chance of receiving Valvoline Oil Change mythic card)

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JUST IN TIME TO GET SHIFTER'D YA DINGUS

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God I am so dumb. Forgot it was the last turn on Marvel Snap and literally just needed to play Squirrel Girl to win the game. What a dingus.

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Reading fkn rules so God damn hard. Being literate? Hell yeah, love that shit. Put some words on paper, bind that shit with some glue, and let me use my eyes and brain to process that mf for enjoyment. Fkn tight as hell. Shouts out to Johannes Gutenberg. Jeff Bezos stole his whole flow from you.

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TWO GENIOUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN

DA FBI SHOT HIM ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "CAPTILISM HAS OUTLIVED ITS USEFULNESS ,IT TAKES NECESSITYS FROM THE MASSES TO GIVE LUXURYS TO DA CLASSES - MARTIN LUTHER KING JR ,,,AND IT FUCKEN SUCKS-ADMIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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CEO of Shid 'N Fard Inc.
@actiongordon.bsky.social
He/Him. MTG enthusiast. Vinyl collector. Solidly okay home cook. D&D pretender. Reading enjoyer. Instrument owner and sometimes player. Shorts all year.
14 followers18 following57 posts