showing up to hebrew school the afternoon this debuted on MTV was just the most mindblowingly prepubescent moment of all time

bad news kids, we're only going to be eating malarkey from here on out

OMoliviamesser.bsky.socialSep 27, 2024 9:46pm

Agents seized and destroyed 748 pounds of Mexican bologna from a lady who, one can only assume, had BIG plans for a charcuterie board. She declared one (1) “cooked meal” to border patrol. I bet she was ......Soppressata she got caught 😏 (by @briangaar.bsky.social) thebarbedwire.com/2024/09/27/b...

Border Patrol Full of Bologna (Literally) After Seizing 748 Pounds of Forbidden Sausage - The Barbed Wire

If you’re someone who enjoys quality meats, we have a devastating story for you. Authorities confiscated more than 700 pounds of bologna at the Texas-Mexico border on Monday, when Border Patrol agents...

so sorry for your loss :(((((( 🙏

once upon a time, seizing the phones of those involved in corruption required a jackhammer

Two times over a three year period I found myself needing an old computer cord which I'd previously gotten rid of to declutter, leading me to need to order another for $6. Let my story be a warning to not ever, for any reason, however antiquated or unrelated to your usual work, get rid of any cords.

listen i'm as big a fan of the 'just use the add 30 seconds button on the microwave' as the next guy but sometimes you truly do have to dial up a power level 6 defrost

"'sour patch" is short for "this is our patch"

inside of me there are two wolves, they cannot be observed and exist in a quantum superposition

my toxic trait is reading polish surnames in polish rather than english even though i do not speak polish

Snycsouthpaw.bsky.socialSep 18, 2024 6:22pm

Journalist Adrian Wojnarowski retires from ESPN to become St. Bonaventure University men's basketball general manager. www.cnn.com/2024/09/18/s...

NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski retires from ESPN to become basketball general manager at alma mater | CNN

ESPN’s senior NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski is retiring from the news industry to become general manager of the men’s basketball team at St. Bonaventure University.

parasocial relationships i have formed with some of my favourite musicians ben folds: uncle mates of state: cousins one generation older belle & sebastian: regulars at the same bar ac newman: wizened senior when i was a freshman elton john: grandpa tennis: couple friends james mercer: acquaintance