As I practice my footwork I wonder, Is it break dancing or brake dancing?...and the car behind me screeches to a halt.

My dog and I have mastered the art of doing nothing.

The October Surprise: Trump gives himself bangs

charlie brown has toes

My new crafting project is using a glass crazy wall to note everyone’s shit show.

Is it déclassé to put ice cubes in your Nyquil?

My puppy has started to hump the sofa cushions and now all the Vance jokes hit differently.

RFK jr probably has a large deep freezer in his garage that people are afraid to open.

I want to start over again knowing what I know now but none of you knowing what you know now.

I use one of these to squeeze all the endorphins from your post and use them as needed throughout the day.