Gravity obviously

They are 110 calories each

A little too retvrny but I always appreciate the format

I love my friends more than I hate elong minsk

At this cool local dive where — get this — they put the French fries right on the sandwich

Except for some of my friends who are here

All my friends are there

10% 🤣🫵

Pretty proud of this number I'm still on Twitter btw, it's fine

It wasn't good enough