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Allan, your robot dad
@allanis.gay
Hey there, slugger. Iā€™m the guy at work with the toy dinosaurs. Giant shrieking homo. He/him
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The thing he does with lines, my god.

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Quebec godzilla

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That apple really didnā€™t fall far from the tree.

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Lots of travel to my brotherā€™s wedding this weekend, so Iā€™m finishing Ann Leckieā€™s ā€œTranslation Stateā€ followed by either the Catherynne M Valenteā€™s long-anticipated sequel to Space Opera or Jasper Ffordeā€™s long-anticipated sequel to Shades of Grey.

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ā€œWhich door do I go through?ā€ ā€œWell, there are several schools of thought on the subjectā€¦ā€

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Take a sharpie and draw on the bento so it looks like itā€™s covered in slime or heā€™s eating from a gelatinous cube.

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on bluesky they assign you a number and you have to repost it. then they judge you based on the number. you don't even have a name. it's actually illegal to use your name there. and they force you to eat your chicken with weird sauce. if you disobey they put you in what they call "discourse"

that north korean defector girl from joe rogan
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100% this

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Allan, your robot dad
@allanis.gay
Hey there, slugger. Iā€™m the guy at work with the toy dinosaurs. Giant shrieking homo. He/him
229 followers379 following1.7k posts