As I was going to South Mimms I met a man with seven bins Each bin had seven sacks Each sack had seven twats Each twat sold seven lies Lies about bins and twats in a sack This is the story of Rishi Sunak

Has anyone seen @KuntiePlopkins ?

Passing the duchie to the left hand side

Yeah but it's no Harry Potter is it though

To those criticising triple lock. You do realise that a cost of living increase is actually a standstill increase not a fecking pay rise 🤬 #triplelock #FtT

This is what a biased BBC looks like #bbcbias #toryenabler #laurak

Is it the 9th of November already?

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You do that every day