I was tempted but I'm just going to wrap myself up for now

managed to have a lie in so now i've got that overslept headache

The transition from “I will never stop sweating” to “my duvet is now an item of clothing” was particularly sudden this year

Round here they let them off in the day. Like, why

I made this

Those entitled proles? I already #GTTO for them what more do they want from me?

This is the “I report all gaza gfms as scams” lady aye?

Don’t forget to thank them for posting their Ls

A fall from a bike can easily kill you if you land on your head, that’s what helmets are for. The only way to protect people from cars is to remove the cars. They’re a danger to life and they prove it every time they kill someone.

Every 2 years I buy 2 pairs of jeans from asda