i heard they’re sending michael c hall to guantanamo bay

planned parenthood ads on pornhub

what is going on with my dentist man

love it when my server gives me a warm heads up that they’re leaving for the night. otherwise the unexpected replacement would have me scared and screaming

by far the best thing that AI has ever done for me

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jesus christ i was not ready for this much flak over a simple fact

dads love to explain how a costco membership really pays for itself

why is it so damn hard to find a job that feels meaningful

the pop tart sacrifice might be the best news of the year, coming in at the 11th hour

the leftovers in my fridge have unionized