*traditional

In the short break between days-long rains, went to a winery with the family. Sat outdoors and played some games.

You can't fool me. That's just some tradition Labor Day cheese that grew some mold on it and they slapped a new label on the container.

More like posi-tom, eh? Eh? Eh???

The worst part about insomnia is having to eat all those spiders while I'm awake

YOUR HISTORY TEACHER NEVER TOLD YOU- *me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you. YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT- Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54. HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT- Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?

say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like

Great article as well. I loved learning what the Chemical Rubber Company actually did.

Frankly, I am making something of a habit of being acknowledged by you. Glad I could contribute in my small way.

As I have aged, I become more and more annoyed when people write "apart" when they mean "a part". They essentially have opposite meanings.