He gets them from the "my pillow" grifter.

One of many things he does well.

"The sitting Vice President needs to show that she deserves it." Do these fucking people hear themselves?

This bandage just gets bigger and bigger. What the hell has he got under there, a Volkswagen?

Just to be clear, Trump picked J.D. Vance to be his vice president because Vance has publicly said he’d do what Mike Pence refused to do — overturn democracy to place America under MAGA control.

Bwahaha.

Oliver takes up his evening duties.

Oh, I think so. 😸

He's just gorgeous, isn't he? There's a collar buried in that ruff. It's completely lost in there.

They have kind of outgrown that, but "The Old Turks" is not an improvement.