Hey supermarkets. If I use your website store finder, please don't list out your little corner shop-style convenience/petrol station places. I'm looking to do my weekly shopping, not nip out to get some emergency milk and bread.

The Cars films are actually pretty good movies. Once you realise how amazing they are, snarky nerds online telling you how awful they are becomes the most hilarious thing.

True crime books, TV shows, podcasts etc are weird. There's something very tasteless and insensitive about getting off on the details of terrible things that happened to actual people. Only half a step away from snuff movies.

The two-button flush is a useless innovation. Before you could do a long or short flush depending on how long you held the handle down. The new one is more expensive, more likely to break and impossible to repair without replacing the whole unit. The only innovation was profit.

The most destructive piece of television was The West Wing. Nobody that ever watched it should be allowed within a thousand miles of politics.

Tea bags should be stored in the fridge

The first item ever purchased online was a Sting CD in 1994. That's the start of society's decline right there.

'Mindhunter' is one of, if not the best Netflix original series ever made. It's a travesty it got cancelled, and a shame more people haven't seen it.

All the best heavy metal songs, nay, songs full stop keep the same rhythm as a horse galloping. You have a tempo that matches a fast horse and you have a banger on your hands.

A bell should be on every seat of a bus. I'm sick of having to do a reacharound in front of a stranger to get off. Yes I'm aware of how that sounds.