I've seen the short three times but never figured out how you would use gasoline for cleaning. Wouldn't all your clothes stink like gasoline and be slightly flammable?

Every movie reviewer, basically:

Skinner GIF

ALT: Skinner GIF

I'm really enjoying Google pushing headlines to my phone that alternate between: 'Deadpool & Wolverine is low brow garbage, a new cultural nadir' and 'Deadpool & Wolverine made $600 million in its first five days at the box office'

Dang I was tired and not in the mood by the time I got on stage and I still delivered my set. It feels like a huge achievement, like I leveled up my show biz skills! Fuckin A!

Going to do a stand up tonight. Trying out my reworked garbage dump material! I hope I rehearsed it enough to remember it.

Don't be weird Bill

I'll clap this time! I promise!

And all this time I thought Crowdstrike was just something Obama did to Afghani weddings

Tfw you're middle aged and dgaf

Let’s all help by speculating wildly.