Opened this app in a dark room and was almost blinded because of whatever recent update happened that reset my dark mode setting. WHY DOES THE BLUESKY TEAM HATE ME AND MY EYES?????

Nice! Gonna have to check this out!

The Ny post always attacking people by making them look cool as hell

Interesting. I wasn’t familiar with the Michael Franks song. Thanks for the new rabbit hole to go down lol

Despite the weather, this is still the mood this morning https://open.spotify.com/track/6hh63kg42bEi0Ul5gz1JKp?si=HBQXFbZ5SfSd0aGMUap27Q

Read My Lips

Jessie Ware · Song · 2021

But it’s gonna be the everything app. Everything except profit.

I have this hoodie! Didn’t get the coffee mug because my wife would’ve ended me if I bought another one 😂 (I’ve since purchased at least 7-8 more coffee mugs)

People in public are assholes when you’re trying to parent: 3yo: can I have a cookie?! Me: no. *repeat 700x* Cashier at Subway: WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE LITTLE MAN?!?? Here you go! On the house! Me:

Kim always comes with BARS

Damn…we going back to the bird app?!