Get you a man who tells you all about his local graveyard and how he wants to take you into it and make out on the hidden benches in the trees

If a millennial tells you they "wouldn't be opposed to talking on the phone on occasion" that's basically a profession of love, right?

Our website in big red letters: Up to a SEVEN day processing time More customers than it should be: I ordered Friday at 6:12PM, it's Tuesday at 12:42PM, why hasn't my order shipped yet?

It took every ounce of my self control this morning not to dress in a full fall outfit because even though it was low 60s I know Louisiana is tricksy and it's going to be in the 80s by noon 😢

I never cared for Matt either even though it made me sad how openly mean everyone was about him. But let me say, with the new host, Allison, the vibes on #gbbo are already so much better!