This #afternoon#today

[#uspol] I don’t like sandwiches, or Pittsburg, but apparently I have a new favorite restaurant. #JDVance

[Spoiler for Mr & Mrs Smith] Started watching the Donald Glover Mr & Mrs Smith - first episode seemed fun! Then I googled Jane’s cat and FUCK THIS WHOLE SHOW :neocat_angry:

Watching an end-of-the-world movie an it occurs to me that I have not engendered nearly enough good will with my neighbors in the event we need to band together to survive. …Though most of them are Trumpers, so maybe it’s better I go solo :blobfoxcrylaugh:

Still sitting in that Zoom meeting (with a great agenda) and someone asked a dumb question that was CLEARLY ANSWERED IN ON AGENDA and everyone started dogpiling on. So the organizer, who couldn't get a word in, just pulled up the agenda as a screen share. I stan a Meeting Queen :blobfoxbongo:

I got invited back as a speaker on this #jobsearch [Original post on hachyderm.io]

Baby Sir may have forgotten how to #cat#blackcat#catsofmastodon#fedicats

Walked in to the front room and OMG SUNNY NAP PUDDLE :blobfoxaww: #cats#fedicats#catsofmastodon

Anyone have recommendations for a good tinted lip balm? Must have visible color and not be sticky please 🙏 I’m usually a lipstick girlie but would like an option that gives me some moisture instead of turning my lips into the Sahara 😬 #askfedi#advice#beauty#makeup

This morning's #LinkedIn garbage fire: A man who had custom post-its printed with his social media handle so he could write his own "inspirational quotes" on them, take a picture of them stuck to his monitor, and post them on LI for... invisible Internet points I guess? :blobfoxcrylaugh: