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Hey y'all, so today's my birthday. I have been really struggling the past 18 months and I'm working hard to get my head above water again. My gfm has kinda stalled though and I'd really appreciate any donations today (tiddies nested for tax) gofund.me/c7450192
As a teen I was very late to puberty, it completely wasn't happening for me at … Penelope Violet needs your support for Cutie Penny's Facial Feminisation Fund
I would get rid of it. We had a battery fire at work a few years back and they are no joke.
I told my wife earlier “you know if they force us to detransition you can at least take solace in knowing that you’re married to a fucking stud” She just laughed and pointed out my boobs and how I’m a wuss.
I gave a kid the razors edge in the middle of class once
I have big scars on my shoulders that people always ask about. I tell them it’s from suspension hooks. They are always like Whoooaaaaaaa wtf But then I reveal it’s just acne scarring.
I wanted to see it a 9th time for my birthday but everybody revolted and we had to see Addams Family Values instead
When Jurassic Park was first out I saw that movie 8 times in theaters. People were sick of me.