I live in Wisconsin and don't understand why halloumi hasn't caught on here, the state obsessed with cheese curds
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
My SO just said "Art is the unnecessary creation of beauty" and I cannot believe it's not already superimposed on a sunrise and misattributed to like, Picasso or Wilde.
Cashier at Target today asked me about my XKCD shirt (Science with shark on a balloon) and I suddenly realized there's a decent chance they might be younger than the shirt 💀 Just over here continuing to crumble into dust...
The following thread is a work of fiction. It was originally published on Twitter/X in July of 2021. In 2022, it was one of the finalists for a Hugo award in the "Best Short Story" category. The story is image-based; alt-text for each image is provided.
Trump’s statements are decontextualized, while those from Democrats are relentlessly scrutinized. The result is false equivalencies that normalize Republican liars.
The DNC put the bankruptcy of the genre on full, painful display.
My SO has coined "when you feel an ugh, take a glug" and WHY IS THIS WORKING
Disappointed to report that being extremely hydrated actually does help you recover from a cold, I hate this
Did some cleaning like a real adult so now I'm staying up unwisely late for no discernable reason. NO GODS NO BEDTIMES! (I will regret this in the morning)
Wow, that is STUNNING. Fantastic work!