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wUUtch. keno queeno. neurodive bar. I drink from the well of eternal hope that is Buffalo Bills special teams and write bizarre songs about that. @BillsPolka @audreyoriginal tw/ig
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Here's a bingo card you can use later during the Bills game when you are clawing your ear holes out from Criss Collinsworthless' inane gravelmouthage. Go Bills

CRIS COLLINSWORTHLESS BINGO, with a Bills logo through the O. A 5x5 bingo card has the following options, with Cris Collinsworthless' face in the center square:

says "secret weapon"

mentions Mahomes

takes 1 thing Jackson does & justifies MVP w/ it

"You don't wanna see that"

says something wildly inaccurate

"wide r*ght"

"I haven't seen that one before"

coughs, swallows, or gulps audibly

mentions Brady

mentions Mahomes & Kelce in same sentence

mentions a worse team's defense

invents a cutesy term for what just happened

compares Bills to KC

"When I was playing..."

mentions T. Swift

says a play on "tush push"

mentions Kelce

"That's why you never..."

calls a player the wrong name

says a player's name wrong

mentions Diggs leaving

mentions 13 seconds

mentions Mahomes but calls him "Pat"

"complimentary football"
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Saying "National Football League" is the free space

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Bills Polka
@audreyoriginal.bsky.social
wUUtch. keno queeno. neurodive bar. I drink from the well of eternal hope that is Buffalo Bills special teams and write bizarre songs about that. @BillsPolka @audreyoriginal tw/ig
77 followers67 following242 posts