My kids love the tasmanian devils in the zoo
ER doc: - and we're going to give you an antibiotic. Me: what will that be Doc: well that's a special kind of medicine that- Me: Jesus, man, I know what an antibiotic is. I mean which one because I have a penicillin allergy. Doc: oh. Cipro. Apparently I'm real grumpy when I'm unwell.
If the people who make up the Democrats end up being an overwhelming majority, they will—I promise you this—fight each other so hard that there will be two parties. Democrats are already nineteen parties in a trench coat.
Just to remind people, newly naturalized citizens and asylum seekers don’t necessarily vote Democratic, and have not historically done so. The main reason that’s happening now is because the Republican Party has gone deep into batshit nativism and racism. They could just…not do that.
Tinu and I were mutuals for years. This is devastating. She showed kindness, compassion, how to build online support systems through mutual aid, and how the richest country in the world is failing its most vulnerable.
Good wishes
Halloween displays sure hit different since 2020.
These ER guys don't wear masks
Apropos *gestures at the world* I am constantly reminded that the burning question on billionaires’ brains is “after the world is reduced to a smoking husk by our own actions, how do we keep our security team loyal to us once money no longer has meaning?”
Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences
I'm in the hospital and I want you personally to know I fucking hate it