i see you tiny little asteroid and it is awful to be pulled in by such an overwhelming gravitational force only to be flung back out into the universe a few months later
if glass is beautiful when it’s stained then so is my shirt, Susan
I have spent a lifetime searching for the bacteria to end all bacteria, all so that I will never have to shower again.
What the fuck is it with frogs living in trees, how am I supposed to kiss them up there?
a belated get well soon card that says “I hope you learned your lesson”
Everything feels like doom at a rave but your lo-fi beats, wow look at me subtly carry on
I'm sorry you're getting divorced I didn't know. I've had you muted since before you got engaged.
Sundays are for drinking coffee and getting drunk. At the same time.
Hope washes over my gnarled torn-up torso like spray on soul liner.