in the future its 8-12 not 7-11. i just got a one liter ColdCan of Dracula Soda, its got a holoblat picoprojector in the rim that shows you a little hologram of draculas castle if you put it on a power table. it tastes like sour strawberry and is very carbonated

Sour Cherry, or even better plum, would be authentically Transilvanian

I demand Dracula Soda now.

Ran out of surfaces to place ads on, so they invented a way to show holographic ads from our 8-12 SuperGulp™ jugs.