great minds think

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin

gary’s pov

being independently wealthy would fix me

friggin gary thinking he can hide behind the hostas

when I find more fellow threaders on this app

elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames

ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames

It’d be a shame if Bluesky turned into the secret group chat

it’s blu-esk the y is silent I think

I'd fuck up a cold cut sandwich rn

I'd fuck up a pomegranate rn

welcome hArdonma’am