I don’t allow my kids to listen to the Dave Matthews Band, there’s too much sax and violins.

It’s a sideWALK not a sideRIDE!

S-tier dad joke

Gambling is such an appealing addiction because for someone raised in late stage capitalist hell, playing with house money is the greatest feeling in the world.

A very important point - i’m positively aghast at the number of ads I get for games that allow you to just straight up load an account with real money and then gamble it on slots or card games directly on your phone.

Was this what used to be gas station boner pills!?!?!?

Until 1995!?!?!?

Trump didn’t write this

“Gooner black nazi” is a phrase that has a concrete referent now.

You’re not fooling me Mr. Russell! It’s luck all the way down!