Inject them with PCP and put em in a thunderdome. Whoever survives gets to be president.

I made fried chicken the other day with the Colonel’s secret 12th spice and it was the best fried chicken I ever ate.

N*il G*iman

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Oh did she tell the good omens guy who was recently outed as a rapist to commit sudoku?

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*sigh* alright I’ll bite… What’s uptranny?

Here's to hoping that this won't be the last year I can post this image without fearing reprisal

Damn it now my gadjo ass is going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

Man I really wish Victory started with a B now