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Belfegordo
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LGlirhyapetitpain.bsky.social

whatever happened after that

Bruce angrily yelling "go fuck yourself Sterns !!"
Sam with an evil smile "heh, fuck me yourself you coward"
both Sam and Bruce being "..." (an arrow pointing at Sam with "instant regret")

Bruce getting closer to Sam while he's blushing and sweating and saying "I didn't mean litteraly, it was just a form of comeback"

Bruce getting even closer to Sam who looks away very awkward while Bruce is saying "I can smell liars Steeeeerns"
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JSnellucnhoj.bsky.social

Movies are great because sometimes they're "what if a weather was a serial killer"

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MWmolly.wiki

Coinbase has tried to portray its Stand With Crypto PAC as having grassroots support among over 1M “crypto advocates”, and boasts that it has raised $180M. Its first FEC filing reveals it has had only $13,690 in contributions from 7 people since its creation.Coinbase has tried to portray its Stand With Crypto PAC as having grassroots support among over 1M “crypto advocates”, and boasts that it has raised $180M. Its first FEC filing reveals it has had only $13,690 in contributions from 7 people since its creation.

Stand with Crypto homepage. Headline: "If you care about crypto, it's time to prove it". Subhead "52 million Americans own crypto. And yet, crypto's future in America remains uncertain. Congress is writing the rules as we speak - but they won't vote YES until they've heard from you."

$179,360,865(i) donated by crypto advocates
1,286,014 crypto advocates
215,665 policymaker contacts
FEC Form 3x for Stand With Crypto Alliance, Inc. Political Action Committee, showing a filing date of 7/15/2024, and a coverage period of 4/1/2024 to 6/30/2024.
FEC Form 3x for Stand With Crypto, showing $0 in cash on hand at the beginning of the reporting period and $13,690.18 in total receipts
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MSmakinaro.com

Sometimes a bad day requires you slice and cook your hot dogs so that they look like little octopi.

A portion of a hot dog sliced perpendicularly at one end so that the "arms" curl outwards when it cooks. This one has cute little eyes and rosy cheeks.
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Bbelfegordo.bsky.social

He's doing WHAT with brainwaves?

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DSdansolomon.bsky.social

we must not have a coronation, instead a bunch of people who are designated more important than you should get together and decide that you must vote for some guy you’ve barely heard of named gavin. for democracy

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JZhugbox.bsky.social

Local Plant Weirdo would like to chat

I found a big patch of lambs quarters 
(Oh boy! I’m rich!)
It’s edible, the leaves are like spinach
(Ask me what I’m doing)
It’s great in lots of cooked dishes
(C’mooon, ask!)
It’s everywhere, more people should know about it! 
(This bounty could be YOURS!)
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BUY ART FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE

So I tasted to a lamp pole saying by art from people who are alive and advertisement first place called detox Gallery I have no idea where that is but it's a good rule to follow in general
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Gprismagic.bsky.social

✨🎨 Wretched Divine 🌈 #art#oc

A digital drawing of a character with pale skin and short pink hair. Her eye is gold and stares open wide. She wears white with rainbow accents, and a rainbow stained glass top that has been shattered by a golden sword. She has three sets of wings.
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JSnellucnhoj.bsky.social

this comic is a lie

Four panel comic, each panel is a near perfect square, laid out on a 2x2 grid

P1: an old-timey sailor trapped in a fish's mouth says "Panel 2 is the TRUTH. However, Panel 3 is a LIE."

P2: a black mask with glowing eyes, and tiny arms and legs, crouches low on a desert floor. It speaks: "No, no... Panel 1 is a LIE. As is panel 4"

P3: a vaguely Jo Jo/Fist of the North Star looking guy --rendered in grayscale halftones-- points at the reader and shouts "panel 1 IS a LIE! But Panel 4 is the TRUTH!"

P4: A sweaty and gelatinous looking pink humanoid clasps both sides of their face as they say "much appreciated. Which is why is saddens me so to say that panel 3 is a LIE. While Panel 2 is the TRUTH"
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Belfegordo
@belfegordo.bsky.social
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