It’s the classic “why are you hitting yourself” routine, except they’re actually hitting themselves
Pitching a Gen Z James Bond reboot called Dr. Nah Son
If David Duke cornered me and demanded we talk about race relations, I’m not sure how psyched I’d be to take him up on it
I wonder who in their day-to-day lives is responsible for making sure undecided voters remember to breathe
“More like John KraSTINKSky!” (if you follow me and you don’t like John Krasinski, feel free to use that one with my compliments)
Big George Costanza “my presence in that office can only hurt my chances” energy
Each new AI “game changer” that drops gets closer and closer to matching the quality of the sizzle reel we used to send out from the stock footage house where I worked in the late 90s