no no we should just go and rehire all of these skilled laborers from the market of great jobs when the need is there

It's probably not just skin, you probably are losing hair too

Huge meme potential here

I will remember this exchange for as long as I live.

JD Vance says “a lot of women would like to go back to work immediately” after giving birth which is perhaps the most batshit thing he’s ever said and proves he’s never spoken to a woman ever

They should make JD interact with people in normal situations. Design it like a dog agility competition.

First question to Vance really needs to be: Why isn't Mike Pence up there tonight

Bill Gates points to the camera and reminds the kids at home that the minimum wage is socialism. Warren nods emphatically.

They're just rangers (fascists) protecting the frontier (stepping on black and brown rights) for us all (insert 14 words here)

If someone says “where’s the federal government right now??” They’re there. The national guard was literally fixing power lines as we left and we passed a ton of government trucks on their way in. They’re handing out water right now. No one has signal to post about it. Fund more FEMA, fewer bombs