It belongs in the most important museum in the universe.

If you’re curious to watch the best performance of a Shakespearean comedy in American history just know that in addition to Meryl Streep, Raul Julia is also smoldering in it. youtube.com/watch?v=gH9FsjtBLSI

I can't get over that chick saw the dusty stairs and offered her vacuuming services ‼️ Jesus Christ

Looking at my selfie. I'm hot, how could anyone turn down an evening with me?

My coworker barged up to my desk today to show me this. He was so upset about this guy getting fired

That's a good question!!

Epsom salt bath comeuppance

I purged all the posts on my main, which feels freeing. It's gonna be an empty storefront for a while

❌🤳🏼this is a selfie free zone 🤳🏼❌ (Aspirational)

I feel violated but I also want her in my employ