i have been meaning to boil and roast potatoes since 9am and all i've achieved is notice the ceiling is put on wrong.

*cough* vga *cough*

"business wet" is a look mastered by the people in sales.

i am so wet (non-sexual).

yes but they're called heroin boudoirs

jesus christ i just watched the clip and it's worse than i thought. how the fuck do you fumble the bag that bad?

we've got to embrace western values like [checks notes] uhhhh [checks notes again with increased paper shuffling sounds] telling women to get back in the kitchen???

society went wrong in 2 ways at the same time: 1) adding lead to petrol 2) banning the sale of laudanum

perfect. try the green bed with the cushions.

as your lawyer i recommend a nap.