Well yes but I'm more concerned with the odd foreground items. Is the weird stacked grape candle and cookie picture important? What does the artichoke signify?

Ooh! Get a load of the hyperbolic paraboloids in the fresh air.

I'm just looking forward to the accent critique. My favourite cinema Yorkshire accent was in My summer of love where Natalie Press worked really hard learning a Leeds accent, unfortunately the film was set in Todmorden where they all talk like they're from Burnley.

Is the England thing still going on? I don't know when England started but it probably ended in 1785 when Arkwright's patents were laid aside.

The feng shui consultants have been in to sort out the bogs at work

Has there been any Edward the elder action?

I don't know if England exists but I know it started when Æthelstan cycled through the mist to evensong with his old maids.

Hopefully better crockery at that dinner party.

TBH I don't really know the cultural significance of Stoke Newington. Is it like when everyone was supposed to understand the coded meaning of Islington.

If this works we should probably relocate it to Oxford and use it to address the complex problem of the underperformance of UK secondary cities.