check your elf privilege Elrond smdh

maybe you start at the back of the cave looking at the entrance

This show is just a baffling time and I can't look away

"Light at the end of the cave" is an actual example from the most recent episode and, like, they're dwarves. They live in a network of tunnels. It could have just been the regular unaltered cliche. They know what a tunnel is! They are surrounded by tunnels with lights at the ends!

Deep Space Nine was awful with these. "He has eyes like an Aldebaran Hawk!" So the animal was close enough to a normal Earth hawk that you could name it that, but not close enough to make your analogy work? Huh?

"How Celebrimbor's enchanted hyperfocus despite the ongoing seige of Eregion is so ADHD" is something you could have pitched to some annoying site some years back but now of course we have LLMs to manage this

*elf tannen voice* why don't you make like a tree, and bough outta here

Like when a spaceship cuts through space "like a lasersabre through megatanium-" because in the future there is no butter or hot knives.

Elf: what a long day, yes as long as a big tree

"who pissed in HIS orc flakes?"