Love a nice soak in my blood red bath while a couple of close friends watch from the bathroom sofa www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Got a 40°C fever and keep singing "forty degrees remain" to the tune of 40' by Franz Ferdinand and I am very obviously tripping off my tits on cold+flu
Any good Lemsip-based cocktail recipes, in the spirit of Christmas
Spent most of the night awake with fever, swallowing and speaking are not really working at the moment Distinct possibility I'm going to be on here all day, just warning you all
This is how my parents cooked and why I hated veg and fish as a kid
Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
Ate a full tub on Boxing Day as a six year old, look at my posts now
That's just the wurst
Shaking the magic 777 ball