audibly gasped when i saw this wild Subuwu

(posting on bluesky) she pronk on my prink til i prunk (switching to twitter) i have a gun and will be using it (switching to thread) ellen degeneres is here? more like. mother 😍 (switching to myspace) let this be the diary of my life, and my epic music taste

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

sorry for the delayed reply, i’ve just been busy trying to figure out my entire life

i want to fast forward to the weekend already

boobs

paddleboarding was fun but my arms & shoulders feel like jello now

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

so true

heyyyy