How ill sleep tonight after jaking off and creaming strongly in my sheets to low res gifs of guys handling and kissing and tugging each other

EVERYBODY. SCATTER.

I’m sure you’ll be fine, he was the winner after all

This is the kind of internet I love. I feel like it’s a fleeting moment that comes up every few years, but I try to savor this energy

I had no power on Twitter and I have no power here. I am unstoppable.

Is it worth the theater trip? I’ve been waiting for the peacock drop to see it the way god and miyamoto intended

Wait spoilers I haven’t seen it yet

Classic anti-intellectualism

You thought wrong

Hi