As far as I know! 😂

Lol nobody will ever care Bryan

Someone caught me doing my thing 🫢

Why is this such a lonely existence?

I think about this like your boyfriend thinks about the Roman Empire

Welcome!

When I was pulling into my house earlier today I saw private security chalking the tires of all the cars on the block, so when he left, I kindly went back and squirted all the tires with a water bottle to erase the mess. #BeAGoodNeighbor

Billion dollar corporations like Dole should foot the bill to destroy all the extremely flammable grasses that have grown over their abandon plantations in Maui.

August 11 2019: Bernie Sanders asks the Iowa State Fair "Brothers & sisters will you stand with me?” to a ground-shaking "YES!" All throughout chants of "Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!" & "We're with you!" could be heard! I’ll never forget about these moments.

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