As a very serious person, you should take my "ifs" seriously. And it's really amazing how often said "ifs" are based on nothing.

Everything I do, I do it for you. Bree (half of Kit Rocha) And a little bit @runwithskizzers.bsky.social to be frank.

When Porky's came on after watching Das Boot and my dad didn't realize what had happened at first because he fell asleep during Das Boot. Which, to be fair, he had seen more than once before showing it to his early teen kids. So early teen kids, watching Porky's is what happened.

I think I already have my mail-in ballots here in Pennsylvania. So everyone else should check to make sure Republicans haven't purged them from voter rolls, because that's the only way Republicans think they can win elections.

#MyCousinVinny "It's called disclosure, you dickhead." Marisa Tomei full deserved that Oscar.

I love that episode. "My good sir, whoever said this was heaven?"

War criminals are the worst human beings.

I have also read that trying to live solely on rabbit is a bad idea. No fat. I wasn't trying to say you could survive only on bread and water, just that you could do OK for a bit on Bread and Water.

I didn't mean to say "Bread and Water" was all a prisoner needed, just that it wouldn't kill him out right. I was more trying to say that bread is better for you than most people realize.

You may need to take new pictures.