My fellow Americans, I stand before you today, outdoors and in front of a pyramid of Folgers jugs, with a message and a question. That message is that I am calm and normal, and the question is "what is the largest number of dead birds you have seen at one time?"

@chrislhayes.bsky.social continuing my little Chris Hayes book club I’m Reading Ganz’s book and there are moments I can’t tell if he’s talking about today or the 90’s. An unspoken truth is we all have the political memory of goldfish.

What’s funny is that we will genuinely struggle to know what some tweets are in reference to. “Rigged” could mean the presidency or Cincinnati having the easiest schedule. Georgia fans may be responding BOTH!!!

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social does it bother you that movies/tv says it’s based on a true story when it’s not? Like Fargo or Serial Mom?

I had to read that twice because I could not process it the first time. I don’t understand the need to say that out loud

From "people are shockingly good at visually distinguishing men and women" to "I'm often misgendered because of visuals" faster than you can say "how do you have a job?!?"

KTkilgoretrout.bsky.socialAug 14, 2024 3:56pm

just the most incredible brain to swerve this hard this fast and not collapse in on itself like a dying star

“Did Bear Bryant mutiny on the USS Missouri in drag? Maybe! You said there were no stupid ideas!”

(Tossing idea ball around conference room) Tim: shift hours to open later/close later Sandy: reduce shipping costs by having factory pickups Ryan: …this opens the possibility of Bear Bryant being the antagonist in Lethal Weapon because Mr. Joshua is assumed to be an alias and there’s no backstory

Chris you’re sabotaging Harris by rehashing the coffee cup salute!! DINO!!!

Anybody remember the fifth member of the SFC, Bobby? No you don’t, because he brought Ryan a Diet Pepsi when he specifically said Diet Coke. There’s a cover story about lost archives but that’s not what happened. They call him “the adjustment bureau” in podcast circles because he will disappear you.