As a terminally online reactionary with the social skills of an exceptionally ripe durian, that means I win.

I disagree wholeheartedly but not at all sincerely as I didn't read any of this.

Good luck!

This is my hole! It was made for (by) me!

Even that was a disaster when it came to actually implementing it. The legislation was so ineffectual at actually making the more overtly cruel (read: conservative) states implement it, so a lot of people just got their hopes up and then dashed away by their absolutely vile rulers.

Likewise!

up the steps, then proceeded to roll down the rest of the steps in the usual fashion. After a few hours at the ER the doctor declared me a bit beaten up, but otherwise okay. Kids are resilient. Not like us. Today I pulled a muscles getting out of bed. 😣

I grew up in a Grand Cape (like a cape cod, but bigger) that had the weird "go up the stairs and there's a landing with a banister and walkway that goes all the way around the stairs hole. When I was 4, I climbed over the banister opposite the head of the stairs and fell straight down about halfway

I'm sorry you had to go through that, but I maintain my commitment to my statement.

Chocolate milk flavored LaCroix (still, not sparkling) Almost, but not quite exactly, unlike chocolate milk.