girl at work called me sassy it is so over for me

would anyone like to steal a 4090 for me for my birthday tomorrow?

everybody remembers that one person they locked eyes with in public and knew they were thinking the same thing as them

that discord DM notification startles me sometimes when I have headphones on

I believe in you friend

I ask myself whether I care too much or others don't care enough a lot

gonna start referring to weed and alcohol as social lubricants

Biden’s change in tone in the last few days makes me hopeful something good will come of it

Salty Spitoon scene from Spongebob but instead of comparing toughness they compare goon caves