I always wake up the next day and start running a 100-101.5 fever and feel generally like crap. Once I sleep another night, I wake up fine. This is with the Pfizer vaccine.

Since Adolph Hitler committed suicide, the world will take its next greatest leap toward safety and goodwill toward all men (and women) when Donald Trump exhales his last breath and returns to dust. Putin's in that category, too.

I laugh every time I see this photo of Trump. They couldn't have found him a more ridiculously ill-fitting tux. All the British men looked so beautifully tailored and elegant in theirs. Trump looks like he's never had to dress up and be around fancy people before.

When Trump isn't lifelessly reading a teleprompter like a hostage, he does seem to be screaming more when he's making his nonsensical accusations that everyone suffers from his own deficiencies.

Trump's obsessing now over Kamala's cognitive decline, saying she was born mentally impaired. He's been told he's in steep cognitive decline, like his father, and he was born with the tendency because it can be hereditary. His mind scrambles it a bit in projection, but it's all there.

And all these were from June and earlier. Someone could compile an hour of Trump's similar or worse gaffes since then. Or just show any one of his speeches lately where he spews his own gaffe montage.

It's true. If you're at least 35 years old, you can be crazy, corrupt, screaming that the country's a shithole you intend to destroy by all possible means, actively involved in espionage and treason, and you're perfectly fine to run for president. We've got to fix this.

I was thinking maybe Trump saw that the woman buying mushrooms and he gave her $100 to show his appreciation that she'll put them in her mouth.

Every morning I sign on to the e-edition of my newspaper hoping to see the magic headline. The only downside is that they'll probably fill the front page with a poster-size color photo of his putrid, hateful orange face. But at least he'll be dead and generating no future photos.

Maybe Vance's notion that the country is being run by "childless cat ladies" isn't an insult, but a tribute to our ambition, determination and success in conning ignorant, arrogant assholes like JD Vance to feel so oppressed by us. Thanks, JD, for giving a win to cats and ladies!