Same!

It's George W. Bush walking out of the shadows and saying "I'm putting together a team"

Seems like a good day for BlueSky to drop the whole "need an invite code" thing

This is actually the basis for his next single, “I Am Going To Shoot Global Warming”

Thanks for coming in. I’m going to get right to it: you have toxoplasmosis. It’s why you’ve dressed me like a doctor

Ccats.bsky.socialJul 19, 2023 11:36pm

Ben’s holding his rejected script where Barbie leaves Ken for a guy who’s 5’3”

High fascin’

thank you!

This is like if the WGA told writers they couldn’t talk shit

It’s funny that even in this person’s imagination, a Tesla bed only sleeps one